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{"type":"standard","title":"Trịnh–Nguyễn War","displaytitle":"Trịnh–Nguyễn War","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q7849268","titles":{"canonical":"Trịnh–Nguyễn_War","normalized":"Trịnh–Nguyễn War","display":"Trịnh–Nguyễn War"},"pageid":4998125,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a7/Vietnam1650.GIF/330px-Vietnam1650.GIF","width":320,"height":533},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a7/Vietnam1650.GIF","width":428,"height":713},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1286520980","tid":"6bfa64f8-1dde-11f0-bafc-cb5dc4cbfaac","timestamp":"2025-04-20T11:55:58Z","description":"Civil war between feudal clans in Vietnam","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tr%E1%BB%8Bnh%E2%80%93Nguy%E1%BB%85n_War","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tr%E1%BB%8Bnh%E2%80%93Nguy%E1%BB%85n_War?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tr%E1%BB%8Bnh%E2%80%93Nguy%E1%BB%85n_War?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Tr%E1%BB%8Bnh%E2%80%93Nguy%E1%BB%85n_War"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tr%E1%BB%8Bnh%E2%80%93Nguy%E1%BB%85n_War","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Tr%E1%BB%8Bnh%E2%80%93Nguy%E1%BB%85n_War","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tr%E1%BB%8Bnh%E2%80%93Nguy%E1%BB%85n_War?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Tr%E1%BB%8Bnh%E2%80%93Nguy%E1%BB%85n_War"}},"extract":"The Trịnh–Nguyễn Civil War was a 17th and 18th-century lengthy civil war waged between the two ruling families in Vietnam, the Trịnh lords of Đàng Ngoài and the Nguyễn lords of Đàng Trong, centered in today's Central Vietnam. The wars resulted in a long stalemate and century of peace before conflicts resumed in 1774 resulting in the emergence of the Tây Sơn forces following Trịnh Lords at the time, Nguyễn Lords collapsed in Saigon in 1777. During the division of Vietnam, Gianh River was used as the de facto border between both sides in peacetime.","extract_html":"
The Trịnh–Nguyễn Civil War was a 17th and 18th-century lengthy civil war waged between the two ruling families in Vietnam, the Trịnh lords of Đàng Ngoài and the Nguyễn lords of Đàng Trong, centered in today's Central Vietnam. The wars resulted in a long stalemate and century of peace before conflicts resumed in 1774 resulting in the emergence of the Tây Sơn forces following Trịnh Lords at the time, Nguyễn Lords collapsed in Saigon in 1777. During the division of Vietnam, Gianh River was used as the de facto border between both sides in peacetime.
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