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{"slip": { "id": 136, "advice": "Everything matters, but nothing matters that much."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 18, "advice": "Don't judge a book by its cover, unless it has a synopsis on the back."}}

{"slip": { "id": 97, "advice": "If you are ever in doubt about whether or not to wash your hair: Wash it."}}

{"slip": { "id": 187, "advice": "The sun always shines above the clouds."}}

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